So, I was at Wal-Mart tonight. If you’ve read some of my other posts, you realize that it is both a place I frequent and a place I frequently bitch about.
Our dear old Wal-Mart has undergone (and is still undergoing) a major face-lift…like complete renovation…like nothing is in the same place it was yesterday, nor will it be where it is today tomorrow.
So, automatically the trip is going to take longer than it should, because you have to learn the lay of the land all over again. But, that’s really not the reason for this post.
Why do fat girls wear tight, strapless bandeau tops with sequins?
Why do women (and children, no less) wear ill-fitting thongs? (Note: I do not want to see the triangular shaped piece of material at the top of your pants…gross!)
Why do men in the “Deep South” find it appropriate to wear undershirts in public?
Why do parents find it appropriate to take their children (probably 4-5 years old) out in public with no shoes?
Why do children who are clearly old enough to know better make monkey noises in public while their parents do nothing to stop them?
Why do people think it is appropriate to go to Wal-Mart in their pajamas?
Why do people have family reunions in the aisles of Wal-Mart? Trust me, the aisles are not big enough, and I do not find it amusing to wait on you to move, all the while saying “Excuse me,” and watching you NOT move.
Why do teenagers hang out at Wal-Mart on a Friday night? Shouldn’t they be out drinking or smoking pot? In all seriousness, is there not a better place to hang out…i.e. the mall, the movie theater, someone’s house, a park, the skating rink, the bowling alley, the mini-golf place, an arcade…I mean, really!
Why do people take up the entire aisle with their shopping cart when they could clearly push it against one side or another, thereby making room for my cart to go by theirs?
Why on God’s green earth do they make tye-dye fake Crocs? They are so dang ugly. Why on God’s green earth do they make team spirit fake Crocs? They too are so dang ugly.
Why do places like Wal-Mart make cheap looking clothing with character faces on them for adults? I understand Winnie the Pooh and Kermit for children…but in a size 2x womens…come on!
Why do fat people wear skimpy clothing? Just because something comes in a 4x doesn’t mean you need to purchase three of them.
Okay, I’ve wondered enough for tonight…I’ll wonder more later. Seriously…I promise. I will be back…maybe Sunday.